Nopes!!!!!

What makes a real American? 

A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T-bone steak? 

Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? 

Maybe it’s the freedom to go into a poor country and tell them how to do things?

Heh! Those are all great qualities! 

But one thing that makes a true patriot is the ability to choose an American car! 

When you buy an import you take a hot meal off a hardworking American’s table. 

These poor Yanks are going to starve to death, just because you bought a cheaper, more efficient Asian car.

Without gross symbols of excess, what will Americans have to look up to? 

Our great industries are threatened! Cars, pornography, armaments! 

And they need your help! 

So the next time you buy a car, a piece of adult literature or a missile defense system! 

Make sure you do the American thing!!!!!

Nopes, I am not going to write a hate post about how the Yanks and their culture of excesses and how their life is affecting us poor Indians. This is just an excerpt taken from an advert playing on the radio of a car that I just jacked while I was playing Grand Theft Auto Vice City!!!!!

Nopes, I am not going to write about computer games either. Just wanna show you some pics that I clicked the other day. Behold Lord Ganesha!!!!!

Nopes, I am not going to write about Ganeshotsav either. Its just around the corner. But these so called Ganesh Mandals are already preparing for it. And going all out in the preps. These pics were take last week. Still 2 weeks to go and they have already brought or should I say Bought the Lord to their pandal. And while bringing it - A HUGE FANFARE - A HUGE RUCKUSS and A HUGE CROWD. So huge that it managed to clog the traffic for more than an hour. So huge that even public transport buses had to be diverted from their routes if people wanted to reach their destinations!!!!!

Nopes, this is not excess. This is just a symbol of doing the INDIAN thing!!!!!

PS: I am not against any kind of religious or other such celebrations. Just hoping that people should be considerate enough so as to not inconvenience others with their celebrations!!!!!

PS2: I just picked a huge bag of exclamation marks at the monsoon sale which I have liberally deposited at the end of each paragraph in this post. The "Nopes" are freebies!!!!!