Who let the dogs out??
Posted by
Shrikant
on
Friday, November 23, 2012
HUH!!! What's that?? What do I mean by that?
Listen to this.. I mean read this.. hee hee
Keh de tu haan to zindagii
CHAIN (read leash) se chhoot k hasegi
MOTI (common doggie name) honge MOTI raho mein
BOW WOW WOW WOW....
Love songs Doggie Style
Wonder what they're going to think up next!!!
Probably a romantic comedy featuring pets of famous politicians.. but kahani mein twist... dog meets cat.. falls in love.. run around bushes singing above song... cut 2... flash back... cat previously engaged to elephant but groom rejected kyunki "Ladke k daat dikhte hain" (purana PJ)... flash forward... elephant returns as a psycho.. haunts cat and dog... then the evident fight scene between hero (dog) and villain(elephant).. dog beaten badly.. but the THODI MEETHI THODI CATTY calls of his babe rejuvinate him and he manages to tie the elephant's trunk in a knot and the elephant suffocates to death... all seems to be heading to a happy ending.. but the kahani mein naya twist... elephant returns again.. this time as a ghost... haunts cat and dog... Now what... Enter GHOST BUSTERS.. try to whisk away elephant.. get cat and dog by mistake.. but picture already 3 hours long.. most time wasted in showing elephant ki chaal, with a 15 min uncut shot showing the villain's backside as he walked.. walked.. walked.. u get the point...
Anyway, cat and dog live happily ever after wherever the Ghost Busters put them.. with elephant free to haunt anyone he likes.. so he happy.. so he too lived Heavily...oops happily ever after
Guaranteed O-Sucker Award for this story!!!
Damn this could have beed a separate post... somebody hit CTRL Z!!!!
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